man i got some crazy shit lined up this summer
Thrift Shop (The Band Geek Edition)
I’m gonna pop some brass
Only got a piccolo in my pocket
Lookin for a drummer
This is fluting awesome
Walk up into the club like, “What up, I got a big horn!”
I’m so pumped, I bought a Tuba from the music store.
Ice in the water, there ain’t none cause it’s band camp.
The people like, “Dang, all we wanted was a break, man.”
Plot twist: The reed breaks you.